beatupgrass: with this lobster (✘  i'm gonna punch their dicks)
ROCKET ([personal profile] beatupgrass) wrote 2018-08-07 10:51 pm (UTC)

[Rocket's ears flick a little bit. Yeah, he's gonna... Be a captain today, apparently.] Okay... I'm gonna give you some unsolicited advice. When someone asks you "can you do something?" Just say yes. And then fake it 'til you make it. Otherwise people'll think you're a complete chump.

[He squints.] ...Unless you're hustling me right now. In which case... You're pretty convincing. Good job.

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