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[beatupgrass]

This is Rocket. What the hell d'you want?
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[motivation]

what the shit?

[beatupgrass]

EXACTLY.

I just wanted to get some dude a frickin hammer and go to Nidavelir, and this is what I get.

[motivation]

why a hammer?

[ let's just focus on that ]

[beatupgrass]

He was really into hammers for some reason.

The ironical thing is what he ended up getting was an axe, so I guess he wasn't that into them.

[Let's focus on this and not the DESPAIR AND HORROR OF WATCHING GROOT DIE AGAIN. AND CALLING HIM DAD WHILE HE DIED.]

[motivation]

lots of shit you can do with an axe

[ yeah, that's probably a good call right there. but seriously: alcohol. the offer stands. ]

[beatupgrass]

Like stab people in the head? Which he didn't do?

...Yeah, I need a drink. Or ten.

[motivation]

and that's a bad thing?

[beatupgrass]

The not stabbing a person who could destroy the universe with one snap in the brain thing or the ten drinks thing?

Because yes and no.

[motivation]

fair
bring your gun, i'll bring the drinks

[beatupgrass]

You got it.

[there's a lengthy pause and then Rocket texts again:]

Thanks for still being here, Dutch. And for.. you know, the other stuff.

[motivation]

[ this place sucks. that's what goes through her mind, over and over, as she reads his message. ]

yeah
you, too

[ y'know. for remembering who she is. for still being here. all that. if anyone would have told her a year ago she'd count a raccoon among her closest friends here, she'd have laughed. ]