[EL NYSA] OVERFLOW

[beatupgrass]

Comments

[beatupgrass]

That's a good point. There's a lot of people here who don't know how phones work.

[He nods an affirmative, but a decent grasp of technology does not a business partner make.] But, like, talent-wise?

[hedonistic]

I don't exactly come with a background of door-to-door cookie-selling, if that's what you mean.

[he s h r u g s]

But think about it--who can sell something better than a guy who knows enough to bullshit properly?

[beatupgrass]

[Rocket opens his mouth to say HE CAN BULLSHIT, but... it's not that true. He's not a great liar. And he's not very charismatic.]

All right fine. I needed someone with a better face than mine anyway. [Even his human guise is a little shitty.]

[hedonistic]

Hey, don't sell your face short. I mean, it's practically made for the cute mascot role, right?

[RIP Kagari, we will remember you fondly and inscribe "murdered by an angry raccoon for calling him cute" on your tombstone.]

[beatupgrass]

[Rocket stares coldly and then punches him in the shin. Hard.

And he punches deceptively hard, only as much as a normal human would, but still. He's tiny.]

Call me cute again, and see how far this business arrangement gets you, pal.

[hedonistic]

--Ow, hey!

[HE HUFFS, INDIGNANTLY.]

You're touchy, jeez.

[beatupgrass]

Yeah, I am. And when I touch back, I make sure it hurts. I'm gonna need a little bit of respect for this to work or I'll find an awestruck newbie to do my face work. You get me?

[You wanted this arrangement, Kagari....]

[hedonistic]

Fine, fiiiiine, you're not cute. Got it.