[Don't think he doesn't notice that lack of AWE, Roxas. Rude. Rocket's shoulders slump a bit, because what is the point of saving the galaxy if you don't get paid or showed a shitton of respect.
It's almost like it does not occur to him that there are world-savers everywhere.]
Well, the dragon situation didn't bode well, but I'm callin' that one a fluke.
I fought a giant extradimensional creature that looked like something I've eaten before. It wasn't supposed to be that hard. That jerkass dragon was just big and mean and already dead.
I'm a walking abomination of nature, kid. I, quite literally, should not exist.
[Normally he wouldn't be so bold about this, but the fact that this is normal for Roxas is wigging him out so much he doesn't know what to think. There's at least two reasons for that and he likes neither]
Y'know it doesn't count if your mom and dad weren't expecting you and you just happened right? I don't know a whole lot about human biological shit, but I've heard that's a thing that happens.
[YOU LOOK SO NORMAL... Then again, so does Prompto.]
[Uh... Well. Rocket taps his foot on the ground a bit, awkwardly.] Well, welcome to the club, I guess. It's a shitty club, but there's a couple people in it.
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[He does sound impressed, but...maybe not as impressed as he should. It's like he knows other people who do that kind of thing.]
Maybe you'll get a third try here.
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It's almost like it does not occur to him that there are world-savers everywhere.]
Well, the dragon situation didn't bode well, but I'm callin' that one a fluke.
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It sounds like that was really rough on you guys. Geez, I don't know how anyone would fight something like that.
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I fought a giant extradimensional creature that looked like something I've eaten before. It wasn't supposed to be that hard. That jerkass dragon was just big and mean and already dead.
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What kind of stuff do you eat?
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Seriously?
[He gestures to himself- all three feet and furred with metal brackets on his chest.] This is normal to you?
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Yes? Why not?
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[Normally he wouldn't be so bold about this, but the fact that this is normal for Roxas is wigging him out so much he doesn't know what to think. There's at least two reasons for that and he likes neither]
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Then we've got something in common. I was never meant to exist either.
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Y'know it doesn't count if your mom and dad weren't expecting you and you just happened right? I don't know a whole lot about human biological shit, but I've heard that's a thing that happens.
[YOU LOOK SO NORMAL... Then again, so does Prompto.]
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[And the person who made him didn't even know it.]
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[Uh... Well. Rocket taps his foot on the ground a bit, awkwardly.] Well, welcome to the club, I guess. It's a shitty club, but there's a couple people in it.
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I don't mind being in it. There are a lot worse things to be part of, trust me.