[It's not a question. Rocket's mods mean he can drink without dying. He takes that as a personal challenge even when he can only hold about as much liquor as a grown man.
It's impressive for someone of his size, but... not in general. He doesn't care.]
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Wait. Are you actually plannin' on bein' the only sober one of us here tonight?
[At least he's off the arm-wrestling now.]
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Yes. It takes a lot for me to be intoxicated, Rocket.
[ Those two livers and mods, y’know. ]
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[It's not a question. Rocket's mods mean he can drink without dying. He takes that as a personal challenge even when he can only hold about as much liquor as a grown man.
It's impressive for someone of his size, but... not in general. He doesn't care.]
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Why would I?
[ Being drunk also means being out of control, so that isn’t necessarily appealing. ]
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[Okay, mom.]
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And what's that supposed to mean?
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Y'know. You're the responsible one. The no-fun one. Thass your job.
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[ Ugh. Why is she surrounded by children. ]
Just because I don’t want to poison myself every night and cause any number of scenes doesn’t mean I am no-fun.
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[ Rocket… you should be nicer to the person who might carry your ass home. ]